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He's Got An Ego

You talk about books
He knows more about books
You talk about jazz
He knows more about jazz
You talk about movies
He knows more about movies than anyone ever did
You talk about used
He's never been used
You talk about abused
He's never been abused
He's got an ego, ‘bout as big as my hollow head

Chorus:
He's got an ego
He's got an ego
He's got an ego ‘bout as big as my hollow head

Well, you talk about rude
He enjoys being rude
You talk about food
He knows all about food
And, politics,
He knows more than the president of the United States
   (of America)

You talk about success
Well, he's had success
You talk about children
He's been many times blessed
You talk about wives
Well, he has the best that ever was, and that’s good

Chorus

Well, you talk about this
He'll talk about that
You say you like dogs
He'll tell you all about cats
Talk about balls
He's got the biggest bat that ever was
(At least that's what he says)

You talk bout books
He knows more about books
You talk about jazz
He knows more about jazz
You talk about movies
He knows more about movies than anyone ever did
(Even the president of the United States of America)

Even Madonna
And William F. Buckley Jr.

He's got an ego ‘bout as big as my hollow head
He's got an ego ‘bout as big as my hollow head
I don't know why
But I kind of like the guy
But he's got an ego ‘bout as big as my hollow head